Damn Cookies

Ordinarily

Since I’ve been following WWOL

In a perfect world

If it weren’t for the

I’ve eaten more than anyone’s fair share of cookie batter the past two nights.

Eff the cookies, you know?  But that batter…that raw egg sugary disgusting beige mass in the bowl?  Now that stuff…is AMAZEBALLS poison.

Hashtag: Decline the next cookie exchange invitation.

Hashtag: I know better but a gym membership is looking mighty fine this week.

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